In a Nursery School Canteen… There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :- “Do not take more than one, God is watching” On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates, A small child went & wrote on it. “Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”… NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.! KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad…? DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white… KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white… Moral :- Don’t be over smart… Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head…? Mummy : Because he speak only truth… Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair… Don’t laugh alone, share with others Bollywood songs for kids… School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi… Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. . Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..